Katy Perry gets a hot bearded man for her birthday
OMG! YES! YES! YES!
Argentum Cupidinis Sagitta the new story written by @MelancholyMango (Freak) and @itsonmymind (Gold Star Student) on wattpad is up!
when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks
and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”
and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”
and then he’d spin around
there was my brother
I love everything about this.
So I see a new era of “Photoshopped-troyler-makeout-pics” has landed upon us. And first of all thank you, I’ve had uncountable heart attacks due to them and second please don’t ever stop.
Go subscribe to koreykuhl kuz he’s amazing and kind and talks a lot about the amazingness of bacon, and Katy Perry!!!
He does have a fan account….